The State of the Onion Report

It was an interesting speech.
I couldn't watch it live for very long though, I was in a piss-poor state of mind. I couldn't wrap my head around what the Emperor was saying. I had to watch a media clip of it later in the evening (as well as read the transcript.)
I say interesting because only a madman (or a simpleton with cahones the size of basketballs) would say those incredible things.
You can put frosting on a cowpie but it doesn't make it any more palatable.
I feel sorry for the poor bastard. He is obviously in over his little head. He has to pull out all the stops and use every trick in his carpetbag. He has to face the entire country, the world and lie like his life depended on it
Evil Advisor Karl 'Wormtongue' Rove is working a lot of overtime these days. I hope he doesn't run foul of the new regulations though. He may not get his time and a half.

Good Evening!
My name is Shamanaqua and I live in the forest.
This forest is located somewhere is the North Cascade Mts. of Washington State.
I am a Pagan, a worshipper of Nature and all Her children.
But I'm not a pacifist.
And I'm very angry!

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