Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Senate Democrats...Have I got a deal for you!

Right here, right now... you can be the proud owner of a brand new, state-of-the-art Spinal Column for the low, low price of one vote!

Just take a look at this beauty!

You won't see this kind of craftsmanship anywhere in Washington DC. Be the first in the Chamber to have one, be the first one in your Committee to put it on display for all Americans to see and admire.

* Republicans giving you the jitters?
* Are your nightmares always tuned to Fox News?
* Does the sound of Rush Limbaugh's voice cause you to wet yourself?
* How often has Newt Gingrich taken your lunch money?

You NEED one of these NOW!

They come in all sizes, fortified and strengthened for long term use. No complicated installation, just use your vote correctly and the SPINE will insert itself!

With these babies, you can stand up to the Republicans like a lion to a lamb. No one will threaten a filibuster, use terms like 'weak', 'timid', or 'bipartisan compromise' in your presence ever again!

We're OVERSTOCKED! Ordered way too many after the election of 2008 so our overconfidence is your GOLDEN opportunity!

ACT NOW! These SPINES are top quality but won't last long on the shelf. If not used soon, they'll start to crumble. GET YOURS NOW!

See your local PROGRESSIVE constituent for details.

So Mote It Be,
David A.


Grandpa Eddie said...

That's beautiful!

Should email that to every Dem in Congress.

A World Quite Mad said...

But can they buy some cojones? They need some of those too. XD

Bustednuckles said...

And some guts too.

Too funny dude.